Great Lessons of Pathology

This really happened!!!

Old Professor: And what other type of changes you see?

Class: (No response).

Old Professor: You are not learning. I take machine gun and shoot you all. You not make good doctors! 

A few minutes later

Old Professor: (Asks hard to understand question).

Classmate: (Answers question wrong).

Old Professor: I shoot you first. 

My Irish friend very conveniently pointed out that she's crazy for threatening school shootings in a class full of Americans. Anywhere else this would be more than enough to get fired. But not in Poland! Here they make you the head of the department!